Sunday, October 11, 2009

an ode to skidmore sustenance

Instant breakfast comes in can or it comes in a pouch.
You don’t have to do much, just empty it out.
Pick up a spoon
And you’re likely to croon
As you taste the sweet goodness it’s all about.
It’s fast and it’s easy -- no bowls and no plates
Maybe that’s why I’ve been drinking for 8 years straight.
It’s chocolate, it’s milk, it’s in a glass
So hurry, get up, and don’t be the last
To wake up. Really, trust me, don’t over sleep
Or else you’ll get stuck with the shredded wheat.