Sunday, October 11, 2009

an ode to skidmore sustenance

Instant breakfast comes in can or it comes in a pouch.
You don’t have to do much, just empty it out.
Pick up a spoon
And you’re likely to croon
As you taste the sweet goodness it’s all about.
It’s fast and it’s easy -- no bowls and no plates
Maybe that’s why I’ve been drinking for 8 years straight.
It’s chocolate, it’s milk, it’s in a glass
So hurry, get up, and don’t be the last
To wake up. Really, trust me, don’t over sleep
Or else you’ll get stuck with the shredded wheat.


4 comments:

Julie Wilding said...

Um. Can you please marry me? K thnx.

Stephanie said...

Haha... that's so great and so true! I remember when you saw my instant breakfast in the cabinet and you were so excited that I drank it too! Hahaa

Alan said...

Shredded wheat is really not that bad,
Although it is kind of sad;
Until it's dipped in chocolate,
My family won't adoopt it.

Alan said...

My family won't adopt it!